Santa Demotivational Poster
RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!
SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.
NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."
REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone
LETTER TO SANTA -
HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?
THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE
CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.
JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One
COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.
THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin
EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
HE KNOWS... -
DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,
SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."
PRESENTS - One round at a time...
WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place
I SAID... - no peeking!
BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip
SANTA CLAUS -
SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!
I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!
THE WISH LIST - Better not pout, better not cry.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!
CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic
CHRISTMAS TIME -
JOLLY OLD ELF -
I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want
SCREW IT..... - ...Ill buy my own gifts..
NO NO NO!!! - I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!
MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem
JUMP IN BED, COVER UP YOUR HEAD - 'Cause Santa Claus Comes tonight. . .
LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!
BARBARIAN KLAUSE - "Santa's finally had enough of ponies, dollies and peace on earth. One more /b/tard request and i'm breaking off my titanium tipped boot off someones skull"
SANTA CLAUS - Just Isn't The One He Used To Be
HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -
SANTA - He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.....
SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard
THE PROSECUTION RESTS -
DEAR BABY JESUS - why is mister Santa keeping me in his basement yet another year?
XMAS TIME - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache
EASTER BUNNY - Why there's no Santa.
The Santa Clause -
JESUS AND SANTA -
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas
PUBLIC RELATIONS -
A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?
I AM...SANTA - Have a donut. Not the one with sprikles, That's mine...
CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.
THE RECESSION - Its hit them too
CHRISTMAS - MAKING MONEY SUCK -
SANTA CLAUS - god for kids
POLAR VORTEX -
meanwhile at the north pole -
SANDY CLAWS - ...not what you were expecting?
I AIN'T HERE -
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS -
OLD ESKIMO PROVERB - If You're Not The Lead Dog The View Never Changes
SANTA - Will be late this year.
GODAMN KIDS - Every F*cking year some idiot tries to take a sleigh ride with me
XMAS - Deleted
LIFE CHECK LIST #2 - Santa V.S. Jesus In A Light Saber Battle
AND THAT KIDS - is how santa claus makes it around the world in one night
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...
BAH HUMBUG -
SANTA CLAUSE - How he deals with his "extra naughty list"
MY PRESENT -
FAMILY TRADITIONS -
ELVES - Almost as creepy as clowns and Santa
BEST XMAS GIFT EVER! - Drink the milk and eat the cookies, Santa: OR ELSE.
THE SEAT? - It's made from Rudolph's hide
SCHNAPPS AND NAPS - Thats the only way SANTA makes it thru the day.
OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred???
HEY LADY! - Doese this thing come with a VOLUME CONTROL, MUTE BUTTON or DIMMER SWITCH!
Melly Chlistmas -
The Rest Of The Story -
Naughty or Nice -
ISM SPORTS -
FREEDOM OF SPEECH -
WISH LIST - Buy Motifake they all said. Goodyear doesn't even come close they said. Someone had better of wished for a spare and a jack!
SANTA - The only person who gets away with tresspassing every year.
NAUGHTY OR NICE? - That list changes from year to year
Modern-Day Beliefs -
PERKS AT WORK -
CHRISTMAS NIGHT - The one night of the year old Saint Nick tears himself away from Motifake
Off-Season Santa -
My Xmas Wish List -
SANTA CLAWS -
CHEZ POLE NORD -
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