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Santa Demotivational Poster

RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!

TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

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orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Sh**-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-th***-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....

SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.

NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."

TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!

REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone

TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this ph**o has been used....howz about we retire it.


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad a**!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... d***!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!

HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.

TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true

JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One

TAGS: christmas jesus santa vs
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jesta531 - January 15, 2012, 11:34 am

COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.

THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin

TAGS: redneck santa float
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:56 am
EPIC! I should make one!

EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L

DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day

I SAID... - no peeking!

TAGS: santa xmas judo
Rating: 4.73/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
The same question, why a Blue Santa? Lolwhut? O.o
ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:12 pm
Nice pixels.
motinet - December 26, 2011, 7:09 pm

Judo tradition, so the refs can tell the competitors apart easily.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Why A Blue Santa ?

I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,

TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog

SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."

PRESENTS - One round at a time...

TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!

WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place

BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip

TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

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justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD

Unexplainable -

TAGS: santa darth maul jedi deer
Rating: 2.69/5

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CRaSH... - July 15, 2009, 3:19 pm
or... Darth Maul is just really into Christmas. Or Sith-mas, as it were.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:31 am
Before their attempt to take over the galaxy, the Sith were content to start smaller, and take over the north pole.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:44 am
Yes it can. But not by me.


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?

SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!

I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!

THE WISH LIST - Better not pout, better not cry.


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Yep, Merry F@cking Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am

santa is dead?

CHRISTMAS IS DELAYED - Santa got tied up in traffic ... air traffic



TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

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GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm

lolz...so true.


I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want

SCREW IT..... - ...Ill buy my own gifts..

NO NO NO!!! - I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem

JUMP IN BED, COVER UP YOUR HEAD - 'Cause Santa Claus Comes tonight. . .

LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!

TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).

BARBARIAN KLAUSE - "Santa's finally had enough of ponies, dollies and peace on earth. One more /b/tard request and i'm breaking off my titanium tipped boot off someones skull"

SANTA CLAUS - Just Isn't The One He Used To Be

TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 2.52/5

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TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.

SANTA - He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.....

SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard

TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


DEAR BABY JESUS - why is mister Santa keeping me in his basement yet another year?

TAGS: christmas santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
evil and sick..... I love it!

XMAS TIME - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache

EASTER BUNNY - Why there's no Santa.

TAGS: holiday easter bunny santa
Rating: 2.03/5
Guest091 - September 24, 2009, 9:40 am
But he would probably have to face the lengendary beast of AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH afterwards...
LogicDude - September 20, 2008, 10:22 pm
If only Santa had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

The Santa Clause -

TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...



TAGS: jesus santa xmas
Rating: 3.57/5

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IntNox - July 24, 2010, 10:57 am
amen. plagiarism Jesus or Santa
Carson McDonald - October 21, 2009, 8:27 am
Actually the real Santa is up in the Arctic Circle near(or in I can't remember) Finland
omnia - October 1, 2009, 4:25 pm
wait: jesus had white hair? and yet we depict him with brown hair.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!

A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?

TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.92/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds

I AM...SANTA - Have a donut. Not the one with sprikles, That's mine...

TAGS: bat santa
Rating: 2.63/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 12:01 pm
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:44 pm

CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.

THE RECESSION - Its hit them too

TAGS: santa economy
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating

OUTSOURCING - Is nothing sacred???


AND THAT KIDS - is how santa claus makes it around the world in one night

SANTA CLAUS - god for kids

TAGS: santa god atheist atheism jesus chrismas religion
Rating: 1.5/5

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Kii - April 15, 2009, 6:08 pm


TAGS: santa odin arctic blackice audi
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 6:49 pm

I love this!~

meanwhile at the north pole -

TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas

SANDY CLAWS - ...not what you were expecting?


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks santa iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:44 am
By the looks of it they have a lot of drinkin to do...


OLD ESKIMO PROVERB - If You're Not The Lead Dog The View Never Changes

TAGS: santa
Rating: 3.73/5

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SANTA - Will be late this year.

TAGS: ugly santa
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:32 pm
Is this funny? I sure thought so. lol. Merry Christmas Bro's!

GODAMN KIDS - Every F*cking year some idiot tries to take a sleigh ride with me

TAGS: santa
Rating: 3.27/5

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XMAS - Deleted

LIFE CHECK LIST #2 - Santa V.S. Jesus In A Light Saber Battle

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...


TAGS: vikings santa aisha harris kelly
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 2:45 pm
Long Live Lord ODIN.


TAGS: santas reindeers
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:29 am

ICEMAN - December 2, 2010, 8:12 pm
Classic. 5

SANTA CLAUSE - How he deals with his "extra naughty list"



TAGS: santana leave your lights on
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - February 27, 2012, 9:52 am
really nice tribute


TAGS: santa carrolling pepper spray la davis
Rating: 4.22/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:40 am
Lt. PIKE should be timesman of the year.


ELVES - Almost as creepy as clowns and Santa

BEST XMAS GIFT EVER! - Drink the milk and eat the cookies, Santa: OR ELSE.

TAGS: santa best xms gift
Rating: 3.1/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 23, 2010, 5:25 pm
It will put your eye out, kid!

THE SEAT? - It's made from Rudolph's hide

TAGS: santa biker
Rating: 2.67/5

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SCHNAPPS AND NAPS - Thats the only way SANTA makes it thru the day.

HEY LADY! - Doese this thing come with a VOLUME CONTROL, MUTE BUTTON or DIMMER SWITCH!

Melly Chlistmas -

TAGS: chinese santa craus
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - December 25, 2013, 1:34 pm
Ni Hao, we all be Chinese at home!
JesusWept - December 25, 2013, 12:48 pm
That's LACIST!! But you get a 5 anyway ;)

The Rest Of The Story -


TAGS: pinup santa humor merry christmas
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 1:57 pm

Thank you, Mr. Rerun~~
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:41 am

wonderful poster.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 3:32 am
Card? I shoulda sent her my clinic bill. Merry Christmas, LG
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 1:52 am

Same thing happened to my husbing...I really need to send that woman a thank you card. ;) Merry Christmas, Gary.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 12:35 am
Well, I guess I wouldn’t know…’cept, on the other hand, I can say, an ol’ gal took ME where I’d never gone…..I was so young, and tender…..and sore
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 12:12 am

Hmmm~~someone very near and dear to me tells me there's no greater pleasure than that derived from corrupting a good girl...
GaryO - December 24, 2013, 10:54 pm
‘Sometimes’??? I have yet to have a good time with a ‘good’ girl. Howeveh, I wouldn’t mind makin’ Mary, there…..’cause she looks gooood. And I’m rather drunk.

Naughty or Nice -

Disturbing -

TAGS: laughing laffing sal santa cruz mechanical laughing monstrosity
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 14, 2014, 7:53 pm
On the boardwalk, yes. Its not an attraction for anything today, but they used it for attractions around the 1930s.
EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 6:45 pm
I used to live there, but I don't recall that! A beach-boardwalk attraction?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:11 pm
It was supposedly used to attract attention to either an act or a dark ride but, I'd make a quick U-turn and RUN!
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:16 am
They had one of those in Elitch Gardens when I was a kid. Scarred me for years.

Vacation -

TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.



TAGS: protest march christmas santa demonstration
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - December 9, 2012, 2:06 am
TheOne - December 8, 2012, 9:17 pm
5 eLves.

WISH LIST - Buy Motifake they all said. Goodyear doesn't even come close they said. Someone had better of wished for a spare and a jack!

SANTA - The only person who gets away with tresspassing every year.

TAGS: santa
Rating: 4.63/5

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NAUGHTY OR NICE? - That list changes from year to year

Modern-Day Beliefs -


TAGS: mall santa kids terror pay
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:26 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 6:19 pm
Great Picture 5 Ho Ho Ho's

CHRISTMAS NIGHT - The one night of the year old Saint Nick tears himself away from Motifake

Off-Season Santa -

My Xmas Wish List -



TAGS: santa christmas food
Rating: 4.1/5

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Cubbybear - December 22, 2009, 2:31 am
Christmas Classic 5/5
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 9:24 pm
Ha! I bet they won't spit in his food. "Ho, no you didn't!" 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
Should have gotten the filet. 5 banana's foster